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I just signed up for my very own Useless Account. I just had to sign up... I had to get another online account, I just didn't have enough. I have already edited my account once, what a thrill! I don't know what I will do with myself with my very own useless account. There's just so many options! I can edit my username, password, profile questions. What to do?
What is a useless account, you ask?
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Today's web is crazy. Open ID is a pipe dream. Every direction you turn you're forced to create yet another account. Most of the time it's for one of those throw-away web startups created 10 times a day, but occasionaly it's worth the effort. It might be to purchase some fancy threads, order a pizza or see how fat the Cool Kids from high school have become. When it's that important, you can't afford to drop the ball. With a useless account you can practice without fear. So when it comes to the crunch, you're ready! Sign up now!5 Resons You Want One
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- A Useless Account allows you unlimited account editing! You're bound to use it at least once!
- You're addicted to signing up to account-requiring websites the moment they're released just so no one else takes your usual username.
- Get the hot blooded rush of waiting to see if submitting your email address lands you offers of $uper D!$c0unt Ci@li$ (it won't)
- Upgrade your account creating ability to +20.
- Impress your friends with your ability to tab through form fields and arrow through saved field values!
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